More Rejection, More Chaos

Class of ’09: The Re-Up is the second entry in the Class of ’09 series, which features more 2000s nostalgia, more wacky misadventures, and 50% more charity fraud. Here’s a guide to getting all seven endings in the game.

Ending #1: Exes Ending

• Skip school until lunch
• Hang out in the courtyard
• Give him Xanax
• Keep skipping
• Depression as an excuse
• Try lesbianism before college

Ending #2: Hate Crime Ending

• Skip school until lunch
• Hide in photo lab
• Give her an eating disorder
• Keep skipping
• Depression as an excuse
• Make a gay girl cry

Ending #3: Prison Ending

• Hang out at home
• Smoke cigarettes indoors
• Use his obesity against him
• Bribe a cop
• Keep skipping
• Commit charity fraud

Ending #4: Revenge Ending

• Hang out at home
• Do a line of mom’s pills
• Theatre class
• Group improv
• Send photo

Ending #5: Racist Teacher Ending

• Hang out at home
• Smoke cigarettes indoors
• Socially sacrifice Jecka
• Art class
• F*** drawing
• Do something evil with the essay

Ending #6: Suicide Pact Ending

• Go to the mall
• Steal a $10 shirt
• Lie about having AIDS
• Art class
• F*** drawing
• Skip school with violent alt girl

Ending #7: Homeless Ending

• Go to the mall
• Steal a CD in 2008
• Flirt with him to get out of it
• Get the sex addicts to fight
• Art class
• Actually draw
• Work at dying DVD store