Reject Boys, Embrace Nicoleism

In Class of ’09, an anti-dating sim full of dark and edgy humor, you play as Nicole, a teen girl living in 2008 who’s forced to contend with toxic masculinity of several flavors: creepy teachers, dumb high school boys, and her gross gamer brother. Making it through high school alive and sane is easier said than done. Will you get the school burned down, start a YouTube career off of boys’ pain and suffering, or sue the school for millions and get away with it? Use this walkthrough to see what dialogue choices will lead you to every ending in the game.

List of Endings

• Arson Ending
• FBI Ending
• Terrorism Ending
• Moving Again Ending
• Suicide Ending
• Psych Ward Ending
• School Shooting Ending
• YouTuber Ending
• Valedictorian Ending
• Rehab Ending
• Murdered Ending
• Lawsuit Ending
• Homeless Ending
• Expelled Ending
• Graduation Ending

Arson Ending

• Tell him off and cut class
• Decline his free drugs
• Photography
• Roll your eyes while agreeing
• Find the most expensive restaurant in town and do it
• Fake yes to get free food faster
• I’d rather see if the janitor’s selling Xanax
• Call out his philosophy
• Agree to disagree like a fence-sitting liberal
• I don’t know
• Who f***ing cares
• Get a video of this mess

FBI Ending

• Decline and go straight to class
• Pretend to be nice
• Photography
• Roll your eyes while agreeing
• Find the most expensive restaurant in town and do it
• Question his questions
• I’d rather see if the janitor’s selling Xanax
• Talk about something way cooler
• Agree to disagree like a fence-sitting liberal
• Who gives a ****
• Say you love rap music
• See how racist he’d be with female attention

Terrorism Ending

• Tell him off and cut class
• Pop percs with him
• Pin it on the other guy
• Photography
• Roll your eyes while agreeing
• Find the most expensive restaurant in town and do it
• Fake yes to get free food faster
• I’d rather see if the janitor’s selling Xanax
• Call out his philosophy
• Hmm, maybe it’s not so bad after all

Moving Again Ending

• Tell him off and cut class
• Pop percs with him
• Avoid getting murdered for snitching
• Make him gone for good
• Photography
• Skip because he asked you to do manual labor
• Let’s see how not deep he is
• He made a mistake
• Exaggerate trauma for pity gifts

Suicide Ending

• Tell him off and cut class
• Pop percs with him
• Avoid getting murdered for snitching
• Distract him into doing something else
• Photography
• Skip because he asked you to do manual labor
• Let’s see how not deep he is
• Delete and forget about it with therapy
• Go to the concert
• Run to the counselor’s office

Psych Ward Ending

• Humor the tour
• Watch him get beat up
• Gym class
• Gym sucks
• Time for a vicious reality check
• Delay a probably inevitable school shooting
• Stay home and kill yourself

School Shooting Ending

• Humor the tour
• Double down on the verbal abuse
• Gym class
• Gym sucks
• See if he’ll actually tell you
• Call his bluff

YouTuber Ending

• Decline and go straight to class
• This freak is not getting my name
• Gym Class
• Go to locker room
• Humor a literal p***
• Get harassed by someone your own age
• Sure, let’s see what he’s about
• Talk about the other kids
• Play around with this leverage
• Lie for a pity party
• Scream and get another one fired
• Don’t care
• Make a vlog about idiot killing himself

Valedictorian Ending

• Tell him off and cut class
• Pop percs with him
• Avoid getting murdered for snitching
• Make him gone for good
• Gym Class
• Go to locker room
• Humor a literal p***
• Get harassed by someone your own age
• Sure, let’s see what he’s about
• See what music he likes
• Play around with this leverage
• Flirt with him as a joke
• Use him to skip school
• Pretend to care
• I only date men who can walk
• Exercise your newfound power in another way

Rehab Ending

• Tell him off and cut class
• Pop percs with him
• Avoid getting murdered for snitching
• Distract him into doing something else
• Gym Class
• Go to locker room
• Humor a literal p***
• Get harassed by someone your own age
• Sure, let’s see what he’s about
• See if there’s anything to steal
• Play around with this leverage
• Flirt with him as a joke
• Scream and get another one fired
• Pretend to care
• Lie to him so it hurts worse later
• Make use of the key he gave me

Murdered Ending

• Decline and go straight to class
• Pretend to be nice
• Gym class
• Go to locker room
• Humor a literal p***
• Date your gym teacher
• Go back to his place alone

Lawsuit Ending

• Decline and go straight to class
• This freak is not getting my name
• Gym Class
• Go to locker room
• Humor a literal p***
• Date your gym teacher
• Make a scene
• Passive-aggressive eyeroll
• Lie, lie, and lie some more
• Double down
• Ride this to the bank

Homeless Ending

• Humor the tour
• Watch him get beat up
• Gym class
• Go to locker room
• Humor a literal p***
• Get harassed by someone your own age
• This guy has no chance
• Get the nerd in on it
• Use the nerd as a human shield
• Passive-aggressive eyeroll
• Lie, lie, and lie some more
• Double down
• Avoid getting murdered after he’s freed

Expelled Ending

• Humor the tour
• Double down on the verbal abuse
• Gym class
• Go to locker room
• Scream as loud as you can
• He can’t tell you what to do
• Shed some light on everyone
• We don’t hang out with r******

Graduation Ending

• Decline the tour
• This freak is not getting my name
• Gym class
• Gym sucks
• Time for a vicious reality check
• Let his usual bully take over
• He can’t tell you what to do
• It’s high school, who gives a ****
• On one condition
• Tell him what every girl will tell him