Kindergarten 2: How To Get All Outfits

What To Wear to School?

There are a total of 30 collectible outfits to unlock in Kindergarten 2, from outfits gained by completing storylines to outfits gained in wackier, more violent ways. Yes, some of these are to die for. Here’s a guide to filling your wardrobe and earning the two related achievements.

My Shirt

You start the game wearing this.

Friendship Shirt

During the If You Can Dodge A Nugget route, go buy a burger at lunch and microwave Nugget’s nuggets, but skip ahead to recess instead of giving him his food. Nugget will smash his head into the wall a few too many times, leaving himself fatally injured. Go to the Dumpster Hag and give her the burger. Refuse to take her cat so she gives you a passbook instead. Go back inside and hear Nugget’s final wish (to be buried like a king in chicken nuggets). Perform his last rites to get his outfit.

Spoiled Pink Dress

Interact with Cindy’s corpse after she electrocutes herself during The Hitman’s Potty Guard.

Unconfident Red Shirt

Help Felix during Cain’s Not Able to get Teddy’s outfit at the end.

XL Hand-Me-Down and Sly Green Skirt

During Opposites Attract, eat two apples before leaving the science room to find the bodies of Buggs and Carla outside. Loot both of their corpses for their outfits.

Black Market Shirt

At the end of the Breaking Sad route, use the purple or green chemical instead of the red one.

Pressed Blue Shirt

Drop Felix into the hole and dump spiders on him in Teddy’s version of Cain’s Not Able to get this outfit.

Germaphobe’s Stripes

Give Ozzy an asthma attack at the end of The Hitman’s Potty Guard, and you’ll get his outfit after he dies if you’ve done the mission successfully and gotten rid of his inhalers.

Robo Dress

Finish Opposites Attract to obtain Penny’s outfit.

Missing Child’s Shirt and Sleuth’s Dress

Look at Billy’s body parts in the cave during recess while you’re doing the Breaking Sad mission. Then walk to the right of the cave and get eaten by the monster to get Lily’s outfit.

Athletic Tank Top

Help Carla in gym, then follow Ms. Applegate and Jerome into the normal classroom. Take the stick from Jerome’s body and you’ll get his outfit.

Undercover Blue Shirt and Undercover Brown Shirt

You’ll automatically earn these two outfits during Things That Go Boom. Enter the basement through the sewer grate during morning time. Then examine the box furthest to the right, and squeak the Monstermon plushie.

Low Cut Dress

At recess during Creature Feature, use the remote to keep Penny from interfering, then head inside the school and examine your teacher’s corpse in the girls’ bathroom.

Lab Coat

During Creature Feature at recess, go back into the school and enter the teacher’s lounge, then interact with Dr. Danner’s body to take his outfit, which somehow comes in your size!

Custodian’s Garb

In morning time in the smart class, talk to Monty and give him Penny’s laser. He’ll fix his wheelchair, and at lunch, he’ll blast the janitor with the laser. Take this outfit from what’s left of the janitor.

Jolly Jumper

Once the janitor has won his war with Bob during the Tale of Two Janitors storyline, interact with Bob to get his outfit. RIP Bob, you deserved better.

Pink Pant Suit

Look in the leftmost box in the principal’s office to find some of her clothes.

Hag’s Rags

Get the salad during the Flowers for Diana route but keep it instead of giving it to anyone. Walk through the gate at recess and trade the salad to the Dumpster Hag for a cat. Give Cindy the cat and you’ll get this outfit.

Cook’s Apron

Pay Monty to get up the handicap ramp at the start of the school day, then enter the school through the side door. The lunch lady will not be pleased, but you’ll get her outfit for a hefty helping of trauma, along with a generous side of blunt force trauma.

Monitor’s Sash

You can get the hall monitor outfit in the Flowers for Diana route. After getting rid of the lunch lady by telling the principal that Nugget is trapped in the sewer grate, you are free to pay Monty to enter the handicap ramp area. Go into school and upstairs from here to talk to the hall monitor and earn this outfit.

Strict Sash

During the Tale of Two Janitors route, have the janitor persuade Stevie to let you upstairs with his shovel, then talk to Stevie after the beating to steal his outfit and his dignity.

Monster Body

Look in the mutant holding tank during the climax of Creature Feature.

New Student Skirt, Captured Girl’s Skirt, and Captured Boy’s Sweater

Kill all the monsters during the Secret Lab part of Creature Feature to get each one’s outfit.

Seasonal Outfit

In the principal’s office, look at her calendar on the right side of the room to get this outfit.

Cultist’s Robe

Once you have all 50 Monstermon cards, visit the Nugget Lair in your room by pushing the button on the right side of the shelf. Enjoy the secret ending and you’ll earn this outfit at the end!